Aug 31, 2010

I’ll never bathe again

Before you homeopaths get any ideas, we need to have a talk. I think it is time you stopped consuming water in your diet. After all: people shit in toilets, everybody shits, water is absorbing the memory of shit, so your smug grin is quite literally shit-eating, right?

Many of those great links courtesy the illustrious Raymond Chen. More awesomeness in the comments there.

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